MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING ON THIS SITE.
sooo you both get burned in the end
you did NOT
HOW DARE YOU SPEAK OF MY MOTHER IN THAT TONE OF PUN
why are parents allowed to yell and scream at their children and call them names and just make them feel like shit in general…
but when kids try to defend themselves…. its disrespectful?
Satan on Doctor Who
Satan on Supernatural
That last one really got me
What is this a scare-off?
welcome to Doctor who bitches
the third member of the holy trinity wants its say
Sherlock: We may not have ‘monsters’, but you should see us in a crown.
Frogs conceptually seem so laidback to me. Picture a frog mad as hell. You can’t and you’re a liar if you tell me otherwise
okay wait but
He’s not mad he’s just pondering the complexities of life
Anonymous asked: Have you skype?
Yeah but I don’t really get on there
My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.
The guy said sure.
So we decided to leave a nice little note
and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!